Creative Works

A bit like Tai Chi
The sea moves rhythmically
Ebbing and flowing

Panorama of Blackpool Tower and the Pleasure Beach

The Seagull

That yodelled

Outside the window

Of the B and B in Torquay,

Had a yellow bill,

With a red spot underneath,

That looked like a blob of ketchup.

His eyes were bloodshot like mine,

The morning after I swam

In the sea with no goggles on.

He strutted his stuff, puffed

Out his chest to impress,

The gaggle of gulls,

Hovering round him.

Was it this braggadocio,

That plopped guano,

On to my dad’s grey hair?

“By gum son,” he exclaimed,

“It’s a good job cows don’t fly.”

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